Camofail

I hate when I'm out hiking in my camouflage shorts and some idiot comes over and actually says HI to me. Wtf? How do these f***ing people even know I was there? Camo straight up sucks, I've decided. Our soldiers should be out fighting in skintight pink body suits with "shoot me" signs taped to their backs. Can't be any less effective than retarded camo.